Have you ever gone out with a football player?
Nuh

Last person to make you smile?
Mum?

If you're sleeping and someone calls you what do you say?
-ignore-

Ever receive a really long apology?
Nuh

Are you mad at the last person who called you?
Nuh

Are you afraid to answer sexual questions?
Nuh

Expecting something to change in the next month?
Nuh

Ready for winter to come?
...Nuh?

Besides sleeping, what else do you do in your room?
Read, listen to music, write, draw, watch TV, etc.

How do you make your money?
Find it n the floor.

What do you have planned for tonight?
Sleep

Today did you kiss a person you have feelings for?
Nuh

Have you ever been around someone who was high?
Yuh

If you could have anything right now what would it be?
MICHAEL JACKSON.

How ticklish are you?
Not

How is your hair?
It says it's good, thanks.

Do you care if people hate you for no reason?
They always have a reason. I make sure of it.

Last person you rode in a car with under the age of 20?
Mum and Squishy?

Has someone ever told you they would be with you forever?
Yuh

What are you doing right now?
This.

Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
Dun have a closet

Do you know any mechanical stuff about cars?
They're made out of mechanical stuff.

Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 months from now?
Dunno

Have you ever cried while in the shower?
Nuh

Did you get a full 8 hours of sleep last night?
Nuh

How's the weather today?
Weather

What's the greatest thing that happened to you today?
Mum changed the channel and Dirty Diana was playing

How many TRUE friends do you have that you can tell anything to?
Emmi?

What's on your bedroom floor right now?
Stuff

What are you going to do this weekend?
Dunno

Where did you sleep last night?
Bed

Who did you last hug? When?
Mum, earlier

Will you be sleeping alone tonight?
Yuh

Name the first person you can think of that you know that has a tattoo?
Devin

What is on your wrists right now?
Ponytail holder

Where did you get the shirt you are wearing?
Walmart

Do you use chapstick?
Yuh

Have you ever slapped someone in the face?
Yuh

Have you ever made out in a movie theater?
Nuh

Do you believe exes can really ever be "just friends"?
Yuh

Do you think things will change in the next few months?
Which things?

What was the last thing you spent money on?
Dunno

How are you feeling at this exact moment in time?
Ok

Are you currently frustrated with anyone or anything?
Nuh

Is your cell phone fully charged?
Nuh

Are you wearing something you borrowed from someone?
Nuh

What's the last thing someone bought you?
Mum bought me cough drops

Are you happy with your life at the moment?
Sure

Did your last kiss take place on a bed?
Nuh

Do you sleep with one leg out from under the covers?
Sometimes

Do you have empty alcohol bottles hidden anywhere?
Nuh

Could you go a month without cursing?
Nuh

What school did you go to in 8th grade?
Carey

Do you enjoy late night phone conversations?
Nuh

Have you ever hugged someone named Matthew?
I dun think so

What do you want?
MJ to be alive plz

Are you happy with the way things are going?
Meh

Are you taller than 5'5"?
Nuh

Are you in a relationship?
Nuh?

You've just walked in on your best friend having sex, what do you do?
Depends on which friends

When was the last time you really laughed?
Last time I was with Emmi?

Your parents tell you they're going to split up, how would you react?
"You were still together? HE'S BEEN DEAD FOR 13 YEARS! Gross!"

Will you be in a relationship in the next month?
Dunno

Do you hate someone right now?
Nuh

Do you want your tongue pierced?
Nuh

Can you recall the last time you REALLY liked someone?
Yuh

When was the last time you went to the mall?
Dunno

How was your weekend?
Fine

What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?
Moved stuff off my bed

What was the last movie you watched?
Scary Movie 4

Are you in a good mood?
Nuh

Dark hair or light hair in the opposite sex?
Whichever looks best on them o.o

Are you a beach, country, or city person?
City

Where were you at 2:02 PM?
Living room

Do you hate the last girl you were talking to?
Nuh

Would you go out with someone right now if they asked you out?
Nuh

Plan on getting drunk or high today?
Nuh

Favorite gatorade flavor?
Blue flavour?

Do you have a little sister?
Yuh

Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?
Yuh

Did you go out or stay in last night?
Out

Excited for anything?
Nuh

Have you pretended to like someone?
Sorta

Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months?
Nuh

Think back five months ago, were you single?
Yuh?

What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon?
Sitting

Do you miss anyone?
Nuh?

Tagged by

Directions:
1) Type your answers into urbandictionary.com
2) Post the first definition to the answer.
3) Tag 3 people

1) Name?
1. Jenny
Is the shorter version of Jennifer, which means beautiful girl
what is your name?
Beautiful girl otherwise known as Jenny


2) Age?
1. 17

The right age to start having sex, according to Chef on South Park
Chef: "The right time to start having sex is 17."
Sheila: "So you mean 17 as long as you're in love?"
Chef: "Nope, just 17."
Gerald: "But what if you're not ready at 17?"
Chef: "17, you're ready."


3) One of your friends

1. Mariah
The cutest girl at school
damn boy look at that girl, she a mariah.


4) What should you be doing?

1. Homework: (Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor. (See evil, torture, wrong, cruel, unjust, satan, crap)
my satan teacher gave me crap


5) Favorite Colour?

1. Lime Green

The freshest, most vibrant shade of green. A very pleasant combination of sophistication and energy.
I want the accent color in my room to be lime green.


6) Birthplace?

1. Minnesota
1. State...ass
2. Hell of a lot better than Wisconsin, but then again Wisconsin is better than Mighigan (Detroit is a Minneapolis wannabe)
3. California shopping my ass, we have the biggest mall in the country...suck it
4. Nice people
5. Better weather
6. Best schools (No really, best rated)
Shitty Little Kid: Mom, why are we going to Minnesota
Mom: Umm, because it's like the best place ever.


7) Birth Month?

1. October
the birthstone for this month is Opal, but there is also a cheaper Rose Zicron.
and it's also the best month ever if your birthday is in it
My birth month is in October.

8) Last person you talked to?

1. Miranda
school girl by day, stripper by night
god, that is so miranda!

9) One of your nicknames?

1. Jeebus
Jeebus was born over 2000 years ago and started the religion of Crustianity. Jeebus Crust is the son of Gosh and part of the Holy 3-Some (or Ménage à Trois). Jeebus was born to Bloody Mary, a virgin, by a miracle of the Spirit of Truthiness. The Holy Babble gives an account of an angel visiting Bloody Mary to tell her that she was chosen to bare the Son of Gosh.
Jeebus Crust is the savior of the one and only true religion, Crustianity.

I tag anyone who reads this, plz.

ANIMATION MEME
- X what you saw
- O what you haven't finished or saw sizable portions
- Bold what you loved
- Strike what you disliked/hated
- Leave unchanged if neutral

CLASSIC DISNEY
-------------------------------
[x] 101 Dalmatians (1961)
[x] Alice in Wonderland (1951)
[X] Bambi (1942)
[x] Cinderella (1950)
[x] Dumbo (1941)
[ ] Fantasia (1940)
[x] Lady and the Tramp (1955)
[X] Mary Poppins (1964)
[x] Peter Pan (1953)
[x] Pinocchio (1940)
[x] Sleeping Beauty (1959)
[x] Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937)
[ ] Song of the South (1946)


DISNEY'S DARK AGE
-------------------------------
[X] The Aristocats (1970)
[x] The Black Cauldron (1985)
[X] The Fox and the Hound (1981)
[x] The Great Mouse Detective (1986)
[X] The Jungle Book (1967)
[X] The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1977)
[x] Oliver and Company (1986)
[ ] Pete's Dragon (1977)
[X] The Rescuers (1977)
[x] Robin Hood (1973)
[x] The Sword In The Stone (1963)
[ ] Bedknobs and Broomsticks (1971)

THE DISNEY RENAISSANCE
-------------------------------
[x] Aladdin (1992)
[X] Beauty and the Beast (1991)
[x] A Goofy Movie (1995)
[x] Hercules (1997)
[x] The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996)
[X] The Lion King (1994)
[X] The Little Mermaid (1989)
[x] Mulan (1998)
[x] Pocahontas (1995)
[x] The Rescuers Down Under (1990)
[x] Tarzan (1999)

DISNEY'S MODERN AGE
-------------------------------
[X] Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001)
[ ] Bolt (2008)
[X] Brother Bear (2003)
[x] Chicken Little (2005)
[x] Dinosaur (2000)
[x] The Emperor's New Groove (2000)
[ ] Fantasia 2000 (2000)
[x] Home on the Range (2004)
[x] Lilo & Stitch (2002)
[x] Meet the Robinsons (2007)
[x] Treasure Planet (2002)

PIXAR
-------------------------------
[x] A Bug's Life (1998)
[x] Cars (2006)
[x] Finding Nemo (2003)
[x] The Incredibles (2004)
[x] Monsters Inc. (2001)
[x] Ratatouille (2007)
[x] Toy Story (1995)
[x] Toy Story 2 (1999)
[x] Wall-E (2008)
[ ] Up (2009)

DON BLUTH
-------------------------------
[x] All Dogs Go to Heaven (1989)
[x] An American Tail (1986)
[x] An American Tail: Fieval Goes West (1991)
[x] Anastasia (1997)
[X] The Land Before Time (1988)
[x] The Pebble and the Penguin (1995)
[x] Rock-a-Doodle (1991)
[x] The Secret of NIMH (1982)
[x] The Secret of NIMH 2
[X] Thumbelina (1994)
[ ] Titan AE (2000)
[ ] A Troll in Central Park (1994)

CLAYMATION
-------------------------------
[ ] The Adventures of Mark Twain (1986)
[x] Chicken Run (2000)
[ ] Coraline (2009)
[x] Corpse Bride (2005)
[x] James and the Giant Peach (1996)
[X] The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)
[ ] The Puppetoon Movie (1987)
[x] Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit (2005)

CGI GLUT
-------------------------------
[x] Antz (1998)
[x] Happy Feet (2006)
[X] Kung Fu Panda (2008)
[x] Madagascar (2005)
[x] Monster House (2006)
[x] Over the Hedge (2006)
[X] The Polar Express (2004)
[X] Shrek (2001)
[X] Shrek 2 (2004)
[X] Shrek The Third (2007)
[X] Monsters vs. Aliens

IMPORTS
-------------------------------
[ ] Arabian Knight (aka The Thief and the Cobbler) (1995)
[ ] Back to Gaya (aka The Snurks) (2004)
[ ] The Last Unicorn (1982)
[ ] Light Years (1988)
[ ] The Triplets of Belleville (2003)
[ ] Persepolis (2007)
[X] Planet 51 (2009)
[ ] Waltz With Bashir (2008)
[ ] Watership Down (1978)
[ ] When the Wind Blows (1988)
[ ] Yellow Submarine (1968)

STUDIO GHIBLI/MIYAZAKI
-------------------------------
[ ] The Cat Returns (2002)
[ ] Grave of the Fireflies (1988)
[X] Howl's Moving Castle (2004)
[X] Kiki's Delivery Service (1989)
[ ] Laputa: Castle in the Sky (1986)
[ ] Lupin III: The Castle of Cagliostro (1979)
[ ] My Neighbors The Yamadas (1999)
[x] My Neighbor Totoro (1993)
[X] Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind (1984)
[ ] Only Yesterday (1991)
[ ] Pom Poko (Tanuki War) (1994)
[ ] Porco Rosso (1992)
[X] Princess Mononoke (1999)
[X] Spirited Away (2002)
[ ] Whisper of the Heart (1995)
[ ] Ponyo on a Cliff by the Sea (2009)

SATOSHI KON
-------------------------------
[ ] Millennium Actress (2001)
[ ] Paprika (2006)
[ ] Perfect Blue (1999)
[ ] Tokyo Godfathers (2003)
[ ] Memories (1995)

SHINKAI MAKOTO
-------------------------------
[ ] She and Her Cat (1999)
[ ] Voices of a Distant Star (2001)
[ ] The Place Promised in Our Early Days (2004)
[ ] 5 Centimeters per Second (2007)


OTHER ANIME FILMS
-------------------------------
[X] Akira (1989)
[ ] Appleseed (2004)
[x] Appleseed: Ex Machina (2007)
[ ] Arcadia of My Youth (U.S. Title - Vengeance of the Space Pirate) (1982)
[X] Cowboy Bebop: The Movie (2003)
[ ] The Dagger of Kamui (U.S. Title - Revenge of the Ninja Warrior) (1985)
[ ] Dirty Pair: Project Eden (1987)
[ ] End of Evangelion (1997)
[ ] Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz (1998)
[ ] Fist of the North Star (1986)
[ ] Galaxy Express 999 (1979)
[X] Ghost in the Shell (1996)
[ ] The Girl Who Leapt Through Time (2006)
[ ] Lensman (1984)
[ ] Macross: Do You Remember Love (U.S. Title - Clash of the Bionoids) (1984)
[ ] Metropolis (2001)
[ ] Neo-Tokyo (1986)
[X] Ninja Scroll (1993)
[ ] Origin: Spirits Of The Past
[ ] Patlabor the Movie (1989)
[ ] The Professional: Golgo 13 (1983)
[ ] Project A-ko (1986)
[ ] Robot Carnival (1987)
[ ] Robotech: The Shadow Chronicle (2006)
[ ] Silent Möbius (1991)
[ ] Space Adventure Cobra (1982)
[X] Steamboy (2004)
[ ] Sword of the Stranger (2007)
[ ] Unico and the Island of Magic (1983)
[ ] Urotsukidoji: The Movie (1987)
[X] Vampire Hunter D (1985)
[X] Vampire Hunter D Bloodlust (2000)
[ ] Wings of Honneamise: Royal Space Force (1987)
[ ] Tree of Palme(2002)

CARTOONS FOR GROWN-UPS
-------------------------------
[ ] American Pop (1981)
[ ] The Animatrix (2003)
[X] Beavis & Butthead Do America (1996)
[ ] Cool World (1992)
[ ] Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within (2001)
[X] Final Fantasy: Advent Children (2005)
[ ] Fire & Ice (1983)
[X] Fritz the Cat (1972)
[ ] Heavy Metal (1981)
[ ] Heavy Metal 2000 (2000)
[ ] Hey Good Lookin' (1982)
[ ] Lady Death (2004)
[ ] A Scanner Darkly (2006)
[X] South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (1999)
[ ] Street Fight (Coonskin) (1975)
[ ] Waking Life (2001)
[X] Eight Crazy Nights (2002)

OTHER ANIMATED MOVIES
-------------------------------
[ ] Animal Farm (1954)
[ ] Animalympics (1980)
[ ] Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon The Movie (2007)
[ ] Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker
[X] The Brave Little Toaster (1988)
[ ] Bravestarr: The Movie (1988)
[ ] Cats Don't Dance (1997)
[ ] Care Bears: The Movie (1985)
[X] Charlotte's Web (1973)
[X] Fern Gully (1992)
[ ] G.I. Joe: The Movie (1987)
[ ] Gobots: Battle of the Rock Lords (1986)
[X] He-Man & She-Ra: The Secret of the Sword (1985)
[X] The Hobbit (1977)
[X] The Iron Giant (1999)
[ ] Justice League: The New Frontier (2008)
[ ] Lord of the Rings (1978)
[ ] Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland (1992
[ ] My Little Pony: The Movie (1986)
[ ] Pink Floyd's The Wall (1982)
[X] The Prince of Egypt (1998)
[ ] Powerpuff Girls: The Movie (2002)
[ ] Quest For Camelot (1999)
[ ] Ringing Bell (1978)
[X] The Road to El Dorado (2000)
[ ] Rock & Rule (1983)
[X] Space Jam (1996)
[ ] Starchaser: The Legend of Orin (1985)
[ ] Superman: Doomsday (2007)
[X] The Swan Princess (1994)
[ ] Transformers: The Movie (1986)
[ ] Wizards (1977)
[X] Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
[ ] Wonder Woman (2009)
[X] Balto (1995)
[X] Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron (2002)
[ ] Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas (2003)
[X] Pagemaster (1994)

1. Do you sleep in your bra? Yuh.
2. Do you sleep with socks on? Yuh.
3. Would you rather sleep alone or with someone else? I'm apparently a cuddler. So with someone else? xD
4. Do you enjoy drama? Nuh.
5. Are you a girly girl? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHA. -coughhackdie- No.
6. Who was the last person you hugged? MOMMY!
7. Small or large purse? Hoodie pockets of doom.
8. Are you short? Not in Asian countries.
9. Do you like somebody? Hm... Do I? xDDD
10. Does your Facebook password have to do with a boy? Probably not.
11. Do you care if your socks are dirty? YUH.
12. Do you think you’re conceited? Psh, I'm too awesome to be concieted.
13. Do you dress up on Halloween? Not usually.
14. Are you double jointed? Nuh.
15. Where is the weirdest place you have slept? H&R Block.
16. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours? Yuh.
17. Is there any type of rumor going around about you? Nuh. Only truth.
18. Do you call anybody by their last name? Yuh.
19. How many guys will read this just because it says "Girl Confessions"? It doesn't.

[ ] I do wear make up. (on occasion.)
[x] I have cried in a movie theater. (Michael Jackson. <3)
[x]I can put mascara on without opening my mouth.
[x] I get jealous.
[xxx] I think Johnny Depp is sexy. (-wink-)
[x] I love to laugh.
[ ] I like death/grind/black metal.
[ ] I like rap.
[x] I like techno.
[ ] I like country.
[ ] I carry a purse.
[ ] I’d be lost without my computer.
[ ] I own a Spice Girls CD.
[ ] I own a Britney Spears CD.
[ ] I own a boy band CD.
[x] I get bored watching football.
[ ] I’ve never been called a spoiled brat.
[ ] Guys are confusing.
[ ]I’ve been called a bad influence.
[x] I have/had a piercing other than my ears.

Come on, ladies, be truthful!

1. What color is your bra that your wearing? White.
2. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys? Depends on if it goes good with his face lolololol
3. Are you currently frustrated with a boy? Nooope~
4. What's one thing a guy can do to make you like them? Be a manly gay?
5. Do you have a best friend? EMMI.
6. Have you ever had your heart broken? Lololololololololol no.
7. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery? Yuh.
8. Do you like your life? Generally~
10. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you? Nope. I'm hot. And also vicious.
11. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on? ...What is this 'ool' you speak of? lulz.
12. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys? Manly girls and girly men.
13. How long have you had a facebook? ...Dunno.
14. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face? Punched, yes. Kicked, yes. Slapped... No.
15. What are your biggest fears? Getting old. :c
16. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? When Mikey died. :c
17. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind? Nope.
18. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater?" No?
19. Have you ever had a good feeling about something? Yuh.
20. Do you ever wish you were famous? I wish I was famous for being famous.
21. Are you currently missing someone? At this very second? No.

THIS GUY/GIRL OR THAT GUY/GIRL? PICK ONE...

Cowboy or Gangster? MAFIOSO.
Preppy or Punk? ...Hardcore?
Face or Body? Bodehhh~ You can cover the face lololol
Good cook or take you out a lot? I dun care.
Sweet or sexy? Sexehhh~ Actually, it depends on my mood lulz.
Armani or Abercrombie? Abercrombie stores remind me of a gay bar.
Contacts or glasses? NEITHER.

DO IT, it's a girl survey.

01. Eyeliner or mascara? Neither.
02. Louis Vuitton or Dooney & Bourk? I've only heard of one of those xD
03. American Eagle or Hollister? AE. At least not every piece of clothing says AMERICAN EAGLE in letters bigger than me.
04. Pumps or flats? Flatzzzz
05. Skirts or pants? Pantalones, por favor.
06. Socks or leggings? SOCKSSSSSSSSS
07. Hoodies or jackets? Hoodehhhhzzzzz
08. Heels or sneakers? Sneaks, yo.
09. Straight or curly hair? Straight.
10. Hoop or dangling earrings? Barbell, plz.
11. Do you think you're pretty? Sure.
12. Shoes or flip flops? Flip flops aren't shoes...? EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE.
13. White or black? It don't matter if you're black or white~ -dances-
14. Victoria’s Secret or Bath And Body Works? Bath and Body Works gives me a headache, and Victoria's Secret has sexy underwear.
15. Smoothies or lattes? Smoothehhh
16. Diet or regular sodas? Neither. I only drink Dew but I can't have caffiene anymore.
17. Water or daiquiris? ...Is the Daquiri strawberry?
18. Pearls or diamonds? I can stab people with a reaaally sharp diamond...
19. Lemonade or iced tea? Lemonade
20. Mary-Kate or Ashley Olsen? I can't tell the difference.
21. Will you get drunk when you celebrate your birthday of this question number? I dunno.
22. iPod or cell phone? APPLE IS EVIL.
23. Friends or family? Franz
24. Lip gloss or lip stick? Chap stick.
25. Manicure or pedicures? Ew, girl stuff. :c
26. Would you rather shop with one best friend or go bowling with lots of friends? Can we meet in the dressing room at... Hot Topic?
27. Tank tops or beaters? Same thing, basically.
28. Tiffany’s or Chanel? AXE.
29. Love or peace? WAR.
30. Sunglasses or purses? KOHL. Lulz.

IN A GUY/GIRL.

Funny or Serious? Dependssss.
Romantic or Daredevil? Daredevil, plz.
Dark Eyes or Light Eyes? Dark. Or green.
Long Hair or Short Hair? LONG SO I CAN PULL IT. >D
Curly Hair or Straight Hair? Depends.
Basketball Player or Football Player? ...Is the football player like Josh from HoneySyn? If not, basketball. Oooh, ooh, no. TENNIS. -pees from excitement-

I shall return when I've something to say.
Or not return.
Meh.